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The Register

Numbered, certified, recorded

Editions, certificates, provenance, and the terms on which every instrument leaves the house.

Every instrument that leaves this workshop has a number, and the number is written in a book.

The register records the instrument, its materials, its date, and the name of the person who first opened it, unless that person asks to be left out. It records subsequent owners if they write to me. It exists so that in fifty years someone holding a board of mine can find out what it is, and so that no reproduction I have made can ever be passed off as an antique. The certificate that ships with each piece carries the number, the description, and my signature.

Editions

Most instruments are made singly, to commission, and numbered in sequence. Each year there is a small numbered edition in a timber or stone I will not repeat, with its own case and certificate; the edition closes when the last is sold and is not reopened. The current edition is in the catalogue.

Terms

The banner
The bannerThe words I have carried for twenty years: the most powerful psychic tools ever crafted. Please use their powers wisely.
The case
The caseBlack-lacquered, hinged, velvet-lined, cut to the instrument. My planchettes travel and are kept, and both deserve a box.

CommissionOpen an Instrument

Name the instrument, the timber, the stones, the wording, and what you intend it for. I reply with a drawing, a quotation, the current number in the register, and a date range rather than a date, because timber and the sky both keep their own time.

The RegisterEnter Your Name

The register is written to when a numbered instrument is completed, when one becomes available, and when a new family is opened. It is never sold and never lent.

Occasional, and never passed on.